JAWS Brand Childproof Gun Cabinets

We never needed the TV to steal this commercial and spoon feed it back to us as though it were their own work. We have brains that let us imagine characters in our heads when we read about them on a page of text. Father: (checking empty cabinet) Honey, did you borrow my gun? Mother: No, why, can't you find it? Father: Where's Stevie? Mother: In his playpen. (They rush to the child and find him putting the barrel of the pistol in his mouth.) Stevie! No! (She retrieves the weapon and returns it to the owner.) That was too close. Maybe it's time we got ourselves a secure gun cabinet. Looking for a childproof gun cabinet? Maybe you need one with more aggressive security features. Our JAWS model backs up its metal grip on your firearm with a powerful spring-loaded bite to make sure your child makes it to high school graduation. (The future. The proud parents see their son step forward to receive his high school diploma. Smiling, he reaches for the scroll with a prosthetic hand.) JAWS brand childproof cabinets. Better safe than sorry.
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