Sunday, March 5, 2017

The Justice Fund

The Justice Fund
Here in this land where justice is so cherished, it is all the more tragic for a victim to slip through the cracks of our legal system. After Timmy Lewis's show-and-tell idea was stolen by a popular TV program, his teachers and classmates thought he stole it from the TV. He tried to sue but all he had was his milk money and no one wanted to take his side against the TV. So ended the life of the youngest suicide on record and that's when we decided to do something about it by establishing the Justice Fund. Subscribe to the Justice Fund and if you end up against a wealthy adversary in a legal dispute, officials may withdraw their fees directly from the fund on your behalf - no questions asked - to make sure your case receives the attention it deserves. If you don't need it, well, I guess you'll just be helping America. Ask your local auto insurance dealer about the Justice Fund and let's all make sure poor Timmy didn't die for nothing. The Justice Fund ... because justice costs money.   
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