Child Support

Welcome to Child Support, the instructional show for responsible parents. Let's start by briefly reviewing some modern ways to make the most of your parenthood. Children can be very costly and it's only fair for you to get something back from them for it. They don't mind, they don't even know about it. They just like the attention. Are they cute? Take some pictures and send them to an agent. You get the check while they're happy with a lollipop. Pretty sweet deal for you. Or you can harness the energy of your five-year-old by hooking him up to a wagon. He can probably get the item to where it's going faster anyway. Plus it gives you a break from chasing him around. They're also good at washing dishes. Their little fingers can poke into the ridges of your china and get it really clean. You just need to stand them on a chair so they can reach the sink. Might as well let them know the drudgery that awaits them as early as possible and help them prepare for it. Your children give you an advantage over competitors in the work force. Employers know that they have more control over a worker who has dependents. Make sure you mention them in the interview. Children also provide excellent cover in disputes against neighbors. People are less likely to kick the shit out of you front of your child. That's all I can think of for now. And remember, your life might be impossible but you can solve everything by having another child.
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