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(Background score: Glen Miller's In the Mood.) Tired of a two party system? With both parties in the mainstream, how can you vote one way or the other without betraying yourself? That's why we formed the Swing Party, the first ambidextrous-wing political party. Who says crime control should cost you your right to cross borders without being strip searched? The Swing Party would equip border guards with special cameras that see through your clothes so you can keep your dignity. And who says a strong military should cost us our social security? We'd balance public spending with defense spending by drafting all able bodied citizens on public assistance directly into the armed forces. And we don't think it's right to give tax breaks to the wealthy, we wouldn't give them to anyone. So don't let them push you onto one side of the political spectrum where you may feel uncomfortable, let us swing over to you and give it to you both ways. Stretch your wings with the Swing Party. |
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Thursday, April 6, 2017
The Swing Party
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