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I didn't think it would be appropriate to post this yesterday on Good Friday. Attention! It's ten hundred and thirty hours and time once again for a motivational word from your enraging officer on Warlike Posture. I couldn't help but notice on our last rampage through a defenseless hamlet that some of you are holding back. The sight of an enemy mother holding her child seems to cause the man on the flamethrower to hesitate. There's no excuse for this kind of behavior. When you can't find enough hate for the enemy to get the job done, you only need to gather it up from other sources. For example, you may wonder why you're stuck here at the front when that nerdy classmate of yours got to stay home and go to college. Maybe you think it's unfair for you to have to risk your neck for your country just because you confused Idaho with Iowa on your geography test. That's good. Work with it. Sure it's wrong for your government to think you're good for nothing but slogging through marshes and minefields with a hundred pounds on your back when all you did was grow up on the wrong side of town. It's not your fault your parents were losers. Why should you have to pay for their mistakes? Think of those girls from school all grown up and going to waste on that pimple faced Poindexter! Think of those fat cats on the hill throwing you into a bloody gauntlet when they don't even know you! Think of those snobs back home who want to send you halfway around the world to dig holes in the mud so they can have another lavish banquet with their friends! You've got an assault rifle in your hands there! What are you going to do about it? (A hail of gunshots forces the speaker to hit the dirt.) |
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Saturday, April 15, 2017
Warlike Posture
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