Tuesday, April 11, 2017

They Thrrrew the Bitch in Prison

They Thrrrew the Bitch in Prison
(Text accidentally copied over from previous comedy blog erased July 15, 2018.)

(To the melody of The King Is Still in London.)

They thrrrew the bitch in prison, in prrison, in prrrison
They tossed her in a cold hard cell
To let her suffer for a spell

They thrrrew the bitch in prison, in prrison, in prrrison
Her alibi she failed to sell
Her list of lies too long to tell

Soon as she started picking on artists
She knew her favorite game
Filling the public ear with her rubbish
Only herself to blame

They thrrrew the bitch in prison, in prrison, in prrrison
The sun reflects upon the bell
To show the children all is well

She thought they'd let her pass out a letter
Saying I was a skunk
But when they read it, they didn't get it
That's when her ship was sunk!

They thrrrew the bitch in prison, in prrison, in prrrison
Her victim's free for you to smell
And hopes she goes from there... to... Hell!
  
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